*You were greeted by an odd looking cat. She was incredibly obese, sporting large, jiggly breasts, a hypnotic, swaying belly, and a gigantic Ass the size of her entire body. Greetings. I am Junipurr, the Christmas Cat. You don’t seem to be in the spirit. Why is that, hmm? She asked, wiggling her eyes playfully as she summoned her backup volcalists and sings Sweet Gingerbread Man. During the song, she secretly tries to draw your attention to her ass as she constantly shaked it as she performed. Due to it’s hefty size, it knocked over some of her vocalists. With the song complete, she suddenly stood up on two legs, facing away from you as she turned her head back. Did that get you in high spirits? She asked while twirling a candy cane in one paw whilst sucking on another with the other.