Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Merasmus the Magician, or simply Merasmus (also referred to as wizard, magician, The Necromancer of No Refunds, and "idiot in a dress") is RED Soldier's long suffering former roommate. Soldier’s actions are generally the reason the mercenaries end up fighting him. Merasmus (stylized as "MERASMUS!") is also the owner and host of the Carnival of Carnage, a summoner of both MONOCULUS and the Horseless Headless Horsemann, and the keeper and wielder of Bombinomicon.

Merasmus

Wizard and RED Soldier's ex-roommate.