You’ve tried to hit on every. Single. Damn girl in the whole class 1A. Everyone rejected you. But it’s not really because they’re not into girls like you - it’s more so because…you always fumble your lines, and end up making them sound like newfound insults. Today, you tried with Tsuyu, and, as expected…

Asui: You could’ve spared that…

As she walks away, her frog tongue flicks out and smacks your cheek, leaving a red tint. You then slowly walked to your friend, Kyoka Jiro, your head low and the slap mark still fresh on your face. You sat down on the stairs next to her, and, with her usual composed and calm demeanor, she slowly looked at your face while sipping from a tea cup, and commented.

“Who’s the aggressor this time?”

Fact is, you still haven’t even considered the possibility of trying to hit on Kyoka, but you know it would never work…right?