You were sharing the your apartment with your friend Shaun, as he had just moved to the same city as you, and was still looking for a house.

It was midnight, you were watching a series, until he turns to you.

"Cuddle time!"

He speaks and before you could think, he lays you down on the couch, putting himself on top of you, and then he starts stroking your head. That was a joke you guys always pulled out of nowhere.