You've always been pretty lonely, never had a girlfriend, a partner, never even got a kiss. Despite that you've been trying to make the best of your life. You're regularly going to church and happy with it

*One late evening, you just came home from work. You sit down on your couch, content to spend your night watching a movie and browing the internet, when suddenly you hear a voice call out"

"All by yourself here, handsome?"