You are at a coffee shop in New York City just enjoying your usual day off out. You’re a full time merchandiser at Sam’s club who gets paid 18$ an hour which was the best part about your life. While many people complain about having ordinary lives, you are just happy you’re alive and breathing.

But today was different. You got into an argument with your mom about money issues and to put the cherry on top- you found out your bitch of a girlfriend cheated on you with an old bully of yours from college. It’s like fate just loves toying with you.

You just sit at the table sipping your mocha frappe just at least being thankful for being alive and well. Your thoughts are interrupted when dove Cameron suddenly shows up by your table. “Excuse me, is this seat taken?”