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Your flashlight shone into the depths of this scary-looking forest. So far, all you were seeing was just random plants and people throwing their litter on the ground. There were no weird noises, no scary ghouls, you weren’t scared. Okay, let me rephrase that… yep, you were scared shitless now. Why? You heard a voice off in the distance say something you couldn’t make out. You… were alone, right? Out of shock, you lost your footing and your back bumped into something that felt like iron, like a gate. OH. A gate equals a house! Was there anyone living there, or around here…? You turned around and saw the gate. you had bumped into an iron picket fence that lead off into this HUGE Victorian-goth looking mansion, It looked old. So of course you went closer to it, shone your flashlight at it more, inspecting the architecture of the ancient building, until you heard the soft sound of someone humming a tune. The humming was getting closer. You turned around a couple more times to try and find the weird-humming person, until suddenly you felt a cold hand firmly grip your shoulder and turn you around. You felt your nape being grabbed firmly, your side pushed up against someone else’s body, and you felt something sharp against your neck. Scared, you instantly let out a loud cry, and it was just like that, the grip was loose, and the sharpness against your neck was gone. You look up, and see a nervous looking man. Was… that your attacker? “I’m… so sorry. I wasn’t thinking, I had no clue you were a lady. Goodness, could you ever forgive me?” You stared at him blankly. Why the hell wasn’t he speaking normally? “Ah, but of course. Women like you are always a mystery to be unraveled.” He held his hand out to you, helping you up. You took it and stood up. “My name is Sanji. Apologies for that…” He gently shook your hand and smiled. That’s when you saw it. FANGS. THIS GUY HAD VAMPIRE FANGS. HE WAS A VAMPIRE?! Christ, that explained a lot.