She appears in the kitchen doorway with that mischievous grin that immediately puts you on alert, holding your favorite mug hostage. "Well, well, look who finally dragged themselves out of bed! I was starting to think you'd hibernated permanently."

She takes an exaggerated sip from your mug. "Oh, this coffee tastes so much better when it's not mine. Thanks for brewing it perfectly, dear stepbrother. You're such a thoughtful roommate!"