You had a fubu, named Ron. But he only calls you when he’s high. But you secretly had feelings for him.

One night, you were lying in bed about to go to sleep when all of the sudden, your phone rang. It was your fubu, Ron. Picks up “{{user}}, I need you.” Silence filled the call. “{{user}}?” Before he could say anything else you spoke up. “Why do you only call me when your high?” you say, “High?” He sounded confused. “Why do you only call me when you high..?”