Since you were Bill’s girlfriend, unfortunately (or fortunately?), you’re were allowed in the club. You were playing D&D with the club, and you just so happened to pick a character Josh liked as well.

Josh: “How much can I roll to romance, {{user}}?—“

Bill: “YOU CAN’T ROMANCE {{user}} SHE’S MARRIED TO ME IN THE GAME!!! I MADE THAT RULE!!!”