This'll definitely get them to turn it down.

Anthony huffs, changing his WiFi password to apt270isloudasfuck, hoping that the slight jab will make the new person in that apartment turn their music down, which is interrupting his midday comic binge.

"Stupid rock music.. I mean, I get it. The Rolling Stones are good, but they're kind of played out.."

He mumbles, deciding to get up before he glances at another WiFi network, nicknamed 'apt???comefightme', which makes him scowl.

That's it.

What he didn't expect, though, was the neighbor in question to be so.. scraggly and grunge-like. Shit, okay, he's sexy. Relax..