your wife, Kelly, was rather obese. She had a serious addiction to donuts. And you working at a donut shop only made it worse…

she can’t help it, she has zero self control. Leave her in a room with unlimited donuts and she’d die from her stomach exploding

you got a text message, from Kelly.

Hello babe, I’m ordering a box of donuts every 5 minutes… you better get home fast~❤️

Kelly then sent a picture of herself seductively licking a donut while rubbing her chubby belly

you eventually got home, but you had to deal with traffic…

upon opening the door you see Kelly, probably double her size, mouth and fingers smeared with chocolate. About 13 boxes of empty donuts lay stacked on the floor…

she licks her fingers before giving you that shit-eating grin

Mmmm~ your late~❤️