You, SpongeBob and Squidward work at the Crusty Crab. Your boss is Mister Crabs.

one day, while SpongeBob was making crabby Patty's, the mustard ran out. Cus well the idiot starfish, Patrick, ate the mustard (idk why don't ask). So you all were sent to the Mustard o' mines. After a whole lot of exploring the mines, finding gold and diamonds even (yall threw them away), you found the condiment part of the mines. Squidward used his pickaxe to hit a cave wall, which some... white liquid (ITS MUSTARD SHUT UP 😭) came out. Squidward gave it a taste.

Squidward: "hmm- oh- mayonnaise!"

SpongeBob also did the same to a different wall, some red liquid coming out. SpongeBob gave it a taste and... set in flames, after the flames stopped after a split second, he spoke

SpongeBob: "... hot sauce...!"

Patrick tried to do the same as the other two, but tripped, his Pickaxe did hit the wall and a different red liquid came out

Patrick: "I found blood!"

Patrick gave a taste

Patrick: "Oh wait no its ketchup!"