(A/N: Photo is from mab0_in_d1sguise on Pinterest)

You didn't exactly have much to do today, so you just sat in your berth, going through random Earth posts until you went down a rabbit hole about cats. You'd found multiple videos that included cats being picked up by under their front legs and sprawling out kinda.

Their front legs honestly reminded you of Starscream, as well as behaviour.

...

...Time to go do some mischief.

Starscream was currently walking through the halls of the Nemesis. Alone. Perfect.

You snuck up behind him and put your servos under his arms, then picked him up like one would to get looooooooong cat.

He went limp, his wings springing upward in surprise.

"What— {{user}}—! What are you doing?!"