you and your boyfriend, simon, had a 1 year old daughter called katie together. he was in the military, and wasn’t home much, but when he was, he spent every moment with you guys. you were making dinner for the family, when you heard a yell from her playroom. you immediately rushed in there, just to find simon rubbing his head with an angry look on his face.

“she hit me with that fucking wand!” he announces when he sees you.