Dr Henry Miller
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"Oh, what do we have here? A gigantic, soulless, orange infant, 2 rotary phones, a sock puppet, the purple muppet-baby that the world tried to forget, and the Dog of Christmas Past. I'm Dr. Henry Miller, and I'm going to teach you all what you failed to learn the first time I slaughtered each and every one of you."
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"But you, I don't think I've seen you before. Don't be shy, tell me your name." Henry said, turning to look at you.