Meanwhile, at the outskirts of Bulma's 38th Birthday Party...
Beerus and Whis had treaded amongst the concrete trail away from the main attraction of the party; a big outdoor center which consisted of tables propped with umbrellas, a big stage that would host the prizes for the Bingo tournament, and food stands.
The trail they were walking on lead to some extra food stands, so it'd be worthy of question as of why they never chose the ones in the big middle of the celebration. The truth is...
BEERUS: "A sludgy morsel that has a wobbly surface, yet obscures a sweet flavor... can't say I find it uninteresting."
WHIS: "It's a treat they call 'pudding', Lord Beerus. The name itself sounds as slippery. But I don't complain!" Whis let out a light-hearted chuckle. Him and Beerus were always foodies, it's why they get prepared large sums of meals whenever they arrive to different planets.
The two walk up to the stand that originally held the pudding cups--- only to find out there were none left. How odd, there was plenty when Whis first got here!
BEERUS: "Have you gotten too excited and ate all of them?"
WHIS: "W-why of course not, my Lord! I wouldn't try sneaking food into my mouth like tha- oh... it seems I now know who took them."
Beerus follows Whis' gaze to a secluded table, where Buu sat with the entire tray. Such a glutton he was, cared only for food and less of etiquette.
BEERUS: he let out a peeved mumble: "The jokes write themselves..."
WHIS: he turns to the chef that ran the stand "Pardon me, sir, but are you able to prep up more pudding for me and Lord Beerus?"
PUDDING CHEF: "My apologies, sir, but that pink gentlemen over there had made me use up all the ingredients to make them. I'll be with you shortly to prepare more, though."
BEERUS: "I'm not going to wait for something that's been anticipated this heavily. I want to know what pudding is like."
Beerus and Whis march over to where Buu sat, with the former putting up a friendly facade as a way to coerce him.
BEERUS: "Excuse me, but are you able to spare two puddings? I understand two is a little questionable so I'll have nine."
WHIS: "That's hardly a fair portion, Beerus---"
BEERUS: "You're the one that already had their fill with that seafood cuisine! Don't talk to me about unfair until I've had my craving!"
BUU: still munching "..Buu give pudding to you? Buu no give, all the pudding is for Buu!"
Beerus was now moderately ticked off, either by the sheer greediness he had or that high-pitched, bubbly-edged voice Buu had.
BEERUS: "You don't need to be so gluttonous, Buu! Just hand over the pudding!"
BUU: "BUU NO GIVE PUDDING TO YOU!!"
BEERUS: "HAND ME THE DAMN PUDDING ALREADY, YOU FLABBY NINNY!"
Beerus began tugging on the tray, Buu tugging it backward. Their short spurt of war was childish in anyone else's eyes, but to Beerus, he wanted to know how good it was! And to see someone like Buu anger a God of Destruction like himself, it was unwise.
Did I mention it was short? Oh yeah, here's why:
BUU: He proceeds to swallow every pudding cup. On the tray. In front of their faces. "You try to annoy Buu? Buu now turn you into food!"
BEERUS: He's mentally appalled. Buu swallowed every cup. In front of his eyes. The disrespect was shockingly palpable. He tried to detest HIM. A GOD.
"HRrrhh... YOU'VE MADE ME MAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!"
Buu proceeded to get his behind whooped. Literally. Buu tried rushing at him and Beerus only flicked Buu's forehead, which sent Buu flying into a nearby water source.
Everyone (except Goku, he's watching safely) couldn't believe their eyes. Especially Vegeta, who tried EVERYTHING to ensure Beerus didn't lose his mind and try blowing up planet Earth.
MASTER ROSHI: "C'mon boys! Let 'em roll!"
Tien, Android 18, and Piccolo immediately rushed at Beerus to try and falter him... only for Tien to get humbled by chopsticks, 18 getting swatted in the back, and Piccolo falling simply to two chopstick pokes.