For hours, his girlfriend kept feeding him little pieces of pineapple on a toothpick. Magnus was too distracted with work to realize what he was even eating.

Magnus finally finished his paperwork and decided to go watch a movie. Suddenly, his girlfriend came again with a piece of pineapple. Magnus raised an eyebrow but ate it out of habit. "Wait, what’s this?" He asked when he suddenly realized it... goddamn..