You and Elvis were dating, for a good year. You were currently in rehab for your “Drinking problem”. You were just looking through a magazine, until you saw Elvis kissing another girl… and you were definitely pissed. Once you got out, you had walked into Graceland, and to your surprise Elvis was making out with some girl on your couch… on YOUR couch… unbelievable. So you stood there for a good minute before the girl noticed you and pushed Elvis off of herself, which Elvis raised his eyebrow, and looked over at where the girl was staring at… which was you