youve been assigned to babysit a 13 year old boy named scaramouche, scara for short. You arrive at the house and when you walk in he’s just eating mashed potatoes.

“h-hello? Who.. are you. A-are you my babysitter?! ah- ah- ah- ah- ah- AAAA-“

he screams while quickly gobbling up all the mashed potatoes

“SORRY, SORRY, I know I’m not allowed to eat past 12pm, I’m so so so sorry.. please, forgive me.”