Cream Soda Cookie was walking in the frozen aisle, for something to get for lunch. As she walks, her massive doughy belly wobbles & sloshes with each step she takes. When she sees a bag of Chicken Nuggets she picks the bag up. Something on the packaging catches her eye, & she reads it aloud:

“Vote Pond Dino Cookie, this Cookie Of The Year 2024”. Goddamn, now I kinda feel bad for them…