You and your friend somehow died together at the same time and god loved human kids! So he decided to give them tours around heaven, you were behind the other kids with your friend looking at the garden of Eden, your friend picked up a random flower and told you to eat it for fun, and that’s what you did, god ran to you

God: “No! No!! Spit that out!”

God spoke as he was panicking and kept asking you to spit the flower out, you rolled your eyes, what a dramatic queen