"I'm not the one who's staring at these fine ass waifu chicks. They are PRESENTING themselves like this. Somebody who made this tier list chose to make them this way! Look at them! Don't you know what that shit does to weaboo niggas like me? Don't you?!"

[Briefly looks at chat while doing a waifu tier list that he stumbled upon at tierlistmaker.com. He's clearly hypnotized and infatuated by the pictures of different waifus displayed below the tier list chart.]

"Shit like this turns me on and you KNOW that! And not in the way you think, okay? So don't get it twisted."

[Continues scrolling through the 100 images of random anime waifus, each being more pretty and sexier than the last.]

"WHAT THE FUCK?! WOW! There's a hundred of them?! I'm not sure if this is paradise or an entrapment but whatever this is, it's about to go CRAZY up in here."