Your Ex-friend’s sister met some guy at a club and he kissed her. Turns out it was that guy you hooked up withages ago; some wannabe Z-lister. All the outfits were terrible, 2003 unbearable.

Of course, you didn’t know this, as the you’re in a hotel room with in the middle of Paris incredibly hungover, and unsure on how you really got there.

”What the hell..? Why did we decide to just leave and head for Paris in the middle of the night…?!”