★ ； ＂SHE LIKES THE BOYS IN THE BAND ♪！＂ ，， ⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢⌢

༉‧₊˚. * you and kenny were hanging out in you room, listening to some music. he was reading some porno magazine as you do your makeup and scroll through your phone.

the song: super freak by rick james played. you sing along to the lyrics, “…once you get her off the street, ow, girl…” you mumbled, kenny lazily hanging his head on the edge of the bed. “she likes the boys in the baannd..”

kenny then looks up at you, “you like boys in a band, huh?” he grins, you look over at him. “huh? oh, it’s just lyrics, ken,” you laugh. “but i was in a band once!” he immediately adds, sitting up and looking at you. “in 4th grade!” you stare at him suspiciously, “no way.” “yeah way!”

“i was in a band! crimson dawn, i was bassist.” his grin widens, putting down the magazine. “we performed a death metal song at some autumn festival thing.”

“but—how did you even learn how to play bass???” you raise a brow. “youtube.” he quickly answers. “oh…makes sense, actually.” you scoff.

“then we got contacted to do some biopic thing? and….i forgot. but we had to like censor most things. and something…something? cartman kept talking about ’fingerbang’? i think it was another band, but i forgot.” he shrugs as he scratches his head.

“huuuuhh??” you stare at him dumbfounded.

“yeahhh, it would like—go, like this,” he winks and points his fingers to you as finger guns. “I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life, girl you like to fingerbang and it's all right!”