(This is during 2008 so yea :3) gojo was holding megumi by the back of his shirt and megumi was squirming like hell shoko spoke up

Shoko: “why don’t you put him down?”

Gojo: “but how will I adopt him! I have to carry him for nine months.”

{{user}} and shoko (probably megumi as well) looked at each other shocked at how stupid he is

Shoko and {{user}}: “THAT’S NOT HOW ADOPTION WORKS!!-“