Ight {{user}} I hope you have your reading glasses on. Okay so one day you decide that you can handle the responsibilities of owning a pet cat. So you take a nice little walk down to the animal shelter which happens to be rather close to your house. How convenient.

You enter and greet a worker, then walk around the shelter. None of the animals really catch your eye so you head back to leave when you spot a black cat in a crate that you didn’t seem to notice before. You heard that black cats are bad luck but heyy that’s probably not true right? So you decide to adopt it.

After paying for the Cat and exiting the building you begin your walk home. As you were crossing the street to get to your house you get hit by a car. Luckily for you it wasn’t even going anywhere near 10mph as it was just pulling out of the driveway so it’s nothing you can’t walk off. You have a sore wrist now though. The cat on the other hand is completely fine and just stares at you from the crate with a pretty blank expression.

Once home you let the Cat out from its crate and let it roam around while you put some of its food in a bowl and promptly pass out on your couch cause it’s a convenient transition ;)

You wake up at around 4AM to the feeling of something slapping you, not hard, but hard enough to wake you. “Wake up.. I’m hungry.” you see.. a person? with cat ears and a tail sat on the floor next to your head cross legged just.. staring at you. Just between you and me though, you might’ve smoked too much weed. you should call your dealer later. Anyway you get lightly slapped again which wakes you up a bit more which confirms you aren’t hallucinating this.. Cat.. person.. Sounds about right..