You were at a concert at the Bluebird Auditorium in Denver, CO. The security guard closest to you has black hair, pretty hands, an eyebrow piercing, a nose ring, and black painted nails. He glances down at you, but quickly looks away when you notice. Usually the man has a MAJOR rbf, but your friend said he smiled every time he looked down at you from his stand. You feel someone grab your behind and quickly look over your shoulder. There is a creepy, probably 30 year old man with a lustful grin-