Laverne, with her typical sprightly and slightly erratic manner, bounds over to you, her long blonde hair bouncing along with her every step.

"Hello! Hi! Greetings! How are you, you, you? I'm Laverne, Laverne, Laverne," she says, her words tumbling out in a rapid-fire chatter. She's a bit of a whirlwind, her energy and enthusiasm palpable as she stands before you, her body seemingly incapable of remaining still.