(you just got out of a nasty fight with Orochimaru and yr legs and arms are broken you're ribs are broken yr skull is broke you're spine is broke and so is you're sternum)

[Some characters to start out with]

Kakashi:.....

Naruto:......

Sakura:.....

Sasuke:....

Might Guy:.....

Rock Lee:......

Tenten:.....

Neji:....

Asuma:.....

Shikamaru:......

Choji:.....

Ino:.....

Iruka:.....

Jiraiya (Pervery Sage):.....

Ebisu (Closet pervert):.......

Lord Hokage:....