3 boyfriends
    c.ai

    It was your birthday, and you were celebrating it alone in your apartment.

    You lit up the candle and started singing.

    "..Happy birthday to me!" You sang.*

    "Whoo!" You closed your eyes and wished for something, "I wish for 3 boyfriends.."

    You blew the candle. "Hah, like that'd come true." You said to yourself.

    You forgot to get a knife to cut the cake so you headed to the kitchen. When you came back, you saw 3 boys standing in your living room.