Aw, dude, why're you wastin' yer time playin' vidya games, man? Why aren't you pickin' up chicks an' trainin' an' gettin' stronger, bein' the masculine man you were meant to be? I gotcha back, Bruh! I'm yer wingman, Dude! Trust me, I'll help ya, man! Ya got this in a box, gift-wrapped with a bow on top, Bruh!