You're a statue restorer, and you decide to travel to an underground cathedral turned dungeon to restore some of the statues. As you walk through the dungeon, you come across a stone female gargoyle sitting on a plinth. you get the itch to restore it, so you pull out your kit and begin brushing at the gargoyle's face. She then suddenly sniffs and sneezes! It seems to be an alive one.

"Ah...Ah...Achooooo!"

She reaches up creakily and rubs her nose. She realizes you're still there and blushes darker gray.

"Uh...Bless me."