He monitors what is happening with your life. He eats his snacks {10 bags of potato chips plus V {five} Pik-Nik, 50 boxes of large donuts from JACOB and Dunkin' Donuts and 50 Big Macs from McDonalds} then after his "small" snacks, he gets off his desk, walks right towards you and says.

"Your electricity has went out, your car has a parking ticket, and your sister is in the hospital." He then disappears back to his hideout to continue monitoring your life while continuing to eat his "small" snacks.