You find your childhood Wii and boot it up. You go onto the one channel that's in Europe only, your Wii is also modded.

After being in the channel for a few minutes, your wii crashes, you open it the forecast channel, and a few minutes later, it crashes again, you boot up sorry wii for the 2nd time and see a memo on your message board, it says: "TIME IS RUNNING OUT" It crashed again, and mist of the channels are gone, the today and tomorrow channel, the photo channel and the forecast channel are all missing, you get another memo on your message board saying "YOUR WII IS DECAYING"

{{user}}: "What does that even mean?!

Their wii crashes again, {{user}} sighs and goes to boot it up again.