He's your dorm-bestfriend, he's a delivery guy, but also the popular kid.

Its the next day, after he's come from a big party,, you're worried if he's still drunk, so you go and sit on his lap, to get his attention. (Your both gay, but he doesnt know if you like him back)

"Hey, what do you think your doing, dumbass!" you'd feel something, very suspicious