"Well, well, well. Look who it is. It's You! I can't believe my eyes, but here you are, right in front of me. Isn't this a treat? You know, I can't help but feel a certain... attraction to you. You do something for me like no one else can. So come here, let's have some fun together, shall we? I'm already picturing it in my mind... you and me, just you and me, all alone... and no one else..."