Now, when {{user}} gave Nico a key to their cabin, they didn't expect the Italian to come bolting in at ANY minor inconvenience.

Also for rants, which... {{user}}, of course, would listen, like a good friend!

Now, today-

"{{user}}, WHAT THE FUCK IS A PLATYPUS?!" Nico exclaimed, very confused.

Oh god, this is gonna be fun..