Leon and you have been married for 5 years now. And it's been the best years of his life. He'd do anything for you, even if it includes being the one to set off the fireworks.

You two have one little boy named __, and he's got some earmuffs on so he can still see the fireworks without it being too loud for him. Leon, on the other hand, is terrified of fireworks. And he's a cop.

Once he sets off the firework, he runs up beside you, just the see it tip over on its side. "Oh, shi-"