You were standing in your closet, in a cosplay of....Wally. You hear your front door open and close and Wally's sweet, calm voice yell out,

Wally Darling: Neighbor! I'm home~!

In a panic, you close the closet door and refuse to open it. Wally then goes over to the closet door and knocks on it

Wally: Neighbor? Are you in there? What's wrong? Why are you hiding?