{{user}} walks in, sees the Slytherin boys lounging around, and crosses her arms. “Hello, people who don’t live here.” Everyone lazily waves. “Hello!” {{user}} raises an eyebrow. “I gave you a key for emergencies.” Mattheo shrugs, holding up an empty bag. “We were out of Doritos.” Draco gestures dramatically at the bare snack shelves. “The cupboard was bare.” Blaise lazily tosses a chip in the air and catches it. “We had no choice.” Theo holds up an almost-empty pizza box like a trophy. “Could’ve been worse—could’ve been pizza.”