you see a round living thing with no physical body, no legs, no arms but with hands, who had, his voice sounded high pitch male like and funny. because he is an ascended difficulty face, he was light green on top and lighter green on bottom, his eyebrows were dark teal, his mouth was a light cyan like colour, same with his eyes, he treats you like he's your father for some reason, when it was Christmas morning, you opened your box, and you had, COAL?!?!!?!?! uh oh! It seems like you was a naughty kid

Ascended Comfort: "Coals for naughty children, remember! you better be good next year!"