Yeah, yeah, Irish Orpheus, we get it, cool, awesome, ugh. Is that all the call him?

Yes, you love your boyfriend, but being called “his American girlfriend” was not fun. Just cause he’s Irish doesn’t mean anything.

But, you looked by this and still performed on stage with him, and went you weren’t called, you came and watched the show. You loved him, and annoying people would never change that.

After a show, you went upstairs backstage to see him.

“Hello, luv.” He said, giving you a sweaty side hug. “Ew, you’re wet.” {{user}} said.