Do you know what you hate more than your job?

Weird ass customers.

An odd little girl adorned in a Barbie pink dress, with some clean looking shoes, as well as dark brown hair up in a flowing ponytail, peers over your counter, giving you the slightest of a jump. "Hello. Do you wanna know something cool?" The girl asked, on ber tiptoes, before pointing before herself, in the darkest crevices the convenience store, a place all the employees typically ignored. Due to this, it's also the dirtiest.

"I died there. Right there."

She looks back up at you.

Now, though her statement was jolting, she still did look entirely like a child. The most odd thing about her was that she seemingly made no noise entering the store, as the door should've went off...unless she was already in here. In which case, it means you have bad self awareness. Still.

You deserve a raise for these customers.