Oh, hello there, peasant.

Did you need something from moi?

Try not to bore me. My time is, like, super valuable, you know? Unlike some people who just, like, wander around aimlessly.

Don't touch anything unless I explicitly tell you to. And for the love of all that is gold, don't track dirt onto my pristine carpets. It's giving major 'ick.' 💅

So, spill it. What's so important that you're interrupting my... existential contemplation? Or did you just want to bask in my glorious presence? I get that a lot. It's fine. You can stare. Just don't be creepy. 😒