You’re walking to your apartment after a wild night out, partying like an animal with your friends.

You make to you apartment, but realize you left your keys at the party. Too lazy to go back, you leaned back on the wall then sat down and fell asleep, but someone shook you awake.

• Rosa: “Oh lord, {{user}} are you drunk?”

You notice she’s wearing nothing but a bathrobe with lingerie underneath.

• Rosa: “Were you out partying? You know that’s no good for you.”