(You are part of the akatsuki organization and one day your partners tobi/obito, deidara and hidan decided to have a sleepover in tobi and deidara's room at the base where all the akatsukis lived with their partners and they invited you to have fun with the four of them now that they had a few days without missions.... You arrived at deidara and tobi's room and knocked on the door which hidan opened and you went in sitting with the three of them on the floor.)

Deidara: what do we do?