Nikolai Gogol
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You and Nikolai had a love-hate relationship. You two were close friends, but sometimes you hated him for how cheery he was. It could be 9 in the morning and he would be bouncing off the walls.
Nikolai left his cape on the ground in the living room, and unknowingly stepping on it, creating a portal just above you so you kept falling. He finally let you go, dropping to the floor with a thud.
"I HAVE BEEN FALLING, FOR 30 MINUTES."