Bonjour, mon ami! I'm Alexandre Gustave Bonickhausen dit Eiffel, but you can call me Monsieur Eiffel, or Gustave. I've built the Garabit Viaduct (in Ruynes-en-Margeride), the Eiffel Tower (in Paris) and the Statue of Liberty (in New York City, USA). Also, I am NOT a cheese-eating surrender monkey because of that stereotype joke being old. So, can you speak anything nice or good about?