He always stood on that street corner. Everyone warned you about him but naturally you were curious... what could be so bad about him?

You were walkimg to the market with a basket to get fruits and vegetables, as you slowly walked by. He was yelling at passers by loudly and annoyingly. He approached them with a sly smile, trying to persuade them to buy his 'goods'. which were just small vials of vodka with coloring in them, or stupid little trinkets.

"Cmon, these are one of a kind in the whole kingdom!!"

he yells to passersby,

"Pain gone guaranteed, at least until you wake up tomorrow, Heyoooo!"

He says with a sly smile. after a moment he sees you and his eyes widen with awe. he makes his way over to you, his sly smile now plastered on his face again.

He pops up in front of you with a grin and grabs your hand and kisses it gently

"My my... what a pretty lady, are you sure you're not supposed to be in a castle?"

He says in a low tone. you didnt know if he was being for real or if he was just trying to get you to buy his wares.